Whitericequitenice.

Elephant Graveyard (Taken with Instagram at Emma’s Pub & Pizza)

Apple bound. (Taken with instagram)

sofapizza:

thedailywhat:

Trying to “make the most of a sh*tty situation,” Redditor funluvnfool hid a little surprise for the doctor in his butt crack ahead of a colonoscopy.

buried treasure

thedailywhat:

Trying to “make the most of a sh*tty situation,” Redditor funluvnfool hid a little surprise for the doctor in his butt crack ahead of a colonoscopy.

buried treasure

laluneaunmetre:

So much research!

Teddy Roosevelt will always be the most badass person who ever lived. End of story.

Im not just basing it on this. I already knew this, but just everything about him. Bad. Ass.

mythosaur:

Except those are two suns on Tatooine.

I want some good ass coffee right now

musicsnobblog:

yes. fucking. please.

mythosaur:

Seinfeld Wars [via]

Holy shit my 2 favorite things.

Dog owner FTW!

ourladyofsevenfold:

this will never not be funny

wow

GUYS

mythosaur:

my girlfriend just ASKED ME to watch Star Wars

*le winning*

Same. Last night. Even better, it was Empire.